Funny massage

25 Paise

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai


Behan Pata Rakhi Thi

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

Na Mile Bail

Degree ki aadh mein college ne kiya blackmail
Jahan hum hote the pass wahan kar diya fail
Mann karta hai ki pahuchadu inhe aisi jail
ki lakh koshish kar le fir bhi mile ne inhe bail

Lal

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
yahan likhna mana hai

Dard Ka Maza

ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai
ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai
jo na na karte huye bhi use apni behan banata hai

Mohabbat Mein

Janeman aapki mahobbat mein
kya se kya haal ho gaya
badan se badboo aa rahee hai
nahaye huye zamana ho gaya

Meri Zindagi

Meri jindagi ek jua banke reh gayi
Meri jindagi ek jua banke reh gayi
Maine jise pyaar kiya
woh mere baccho ki bua banke reh gayi

MUHALLE WALI BAYI

KAL RAAT KISI KI ZUBAN SE AAWAZ NIKLI
CHAL NIKAL LE DEKH KE KOI PATLI GALI
MAINE TO SOCHA THA KOI PATAKHA HOGA

FIZAO MEIN TUM HO

FIZAO MEIN TUM HO
GHATAO MEIN TUM HO
HAWAO MEIN TUM HO
BAHARO MEIN TUM HO
DHOOP MEIN TUM HO
CHAON MEIN TUM HO
AB TUM HE BATAO MERI JAAN
KYA TUM KISI BHOOT SE KAM HO
DOSTO NE KAHA WO THI RAAM KALI

EK WAQT THA

EK WAQT THA JAB AAP KE MSGS AISE AATE THE
JAISE KISI NE AAP KE SIR PAR PISTOL RAKHI HUYI HAI
AUR AAP SE SMS KARWA RAHE HAI
MAGAR AB TO LAGTA HAI
KISI NE AAP KO GOLI HI MARDI HAI

HUM RAAT KI TANHAIYON

HUM RAAT KI TANHAIYON SE AAPKA ZIKR KIYA KARTE HAI
CHAND SE AAPKI BAATE KIYA KARTE HAI
NA AAO HUMARE KHWABON MEIN YOON TUM
HUM BHOOT SE DARA KARTE HAI

GUM HO GAYI MAKE-UP

GUM HO GAYI MAKE-UP MEIN
ASLI KI PEHCHAAN
UPAR SE TAJMAHAL
ANDAR SE KABRISTAAN

BADE LAMBE HOTE HAI

BADE LAMBE HOTE HAI
YE ZINDAGI KE RAASTE
DO KADAM TUM CHALO
DO KADAM HUM CHALENGE
BAAD MEIN TAXI KAR LENGE


STUDENT KE DARD

STUDENT KE DARD KO UNIVERSITY KYA JANE
COLLEGE KE RIVAZO KO PARENTS KYA JANE
HOTI HAI KITNI TAQLEEF EK PAPER LIKHNE ME
WOH PAPER CHECK KARNE WALE KYA JANE

Dosti Ki Kadar

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE


Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai
Madmast hawayein hain
Mausam bhi suhana hain
Bandar SMS padh raha hai
Kya educated zamana hai


Tere Pyaar Main

Tere pyaar main kitna intezaar kiya
Tere pyaar main kitna intezaar kiya
Aur uss intezaar mein na jane kitno se pyaar kiya

Ek Aap Hai

Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai
Aur ek hum hai
jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai

Mohabbat Ki Dushmanee

TUMSE DUSHMANEE MOL LI HOTI
TO AB TAK MOHABBAT ME BADAL JAATI!
MOHABBAT KYON KARBAITHA TUMSE
KI AB DUSHMANEE HI DUSHMANEE!

TERE GHAR AAKE BAAT KAR LI HOTI
TO AB TAK SHADI HO JAATI!
CHHUP CHHUP KE KYON MILNE LAGE TUMSE
KI AB SANSANEE HI SANSANEE!

Mat Ho Meri Jaan Udaas

Kachre ke dibbe mein tujh ko bitha ke
Jhaadoo aur Ponchhe se tujh ko sajaa ke
Rakhunga Main Naalee ke Paas
Mat ho Meri Jaan Udaas


Aaina-E-Dil

Aaina-e-Dil Todkar Dekh Liya Tune
Teri Soorat Ke Siwa Aur Bhala Kya Nikla
Maine Socha Tha Ke Fariyaad Karonga Hakim se
Woh Bhi Zalim Tera Chahne Wala Nikla

Huasla Aazmaaish

Kabhi Hausla Aazma Lena Chahiye
Bure Waqt Me Muskara Lena Chahiye
Jab Saat Din Me Bhi Khujli Naa Mite To
Aathve Din Achhe se Naha Lena Chahiye